11/30/2008

Argentina!!

Cientificos norteamericanos excavaron 50 metros bajo tierra y descubrieron pequeños hilos de cobre. Despues de estudiar esos trozos de hilo por mucho tiempo, llegaron a la conclusion de que los indigenas norteamericanos tenian una red nacional de telefonos hace ya 2500 años.

Por supuesto, a los rusos no les parecio nada bien, y le pidieron a sus propios cientificos que excavaran mas hondo.
A 100 metros bajo tierra encontraron pequeños hilos de cristal que, segun ellos, formaban parte del sistema de fibra optica nacional que tenian los cosacos hace 3500 años.

Los argentinos no se dejaron impresionar, y pidieron a sus cientificos que excavaran 150 metros bajo tierra, pero no encontraron nada, entonces excavaron a 200 metros y aun nada. Siguieron excavando hasta 250 metros sin encontrar un puto hilo, entonces llegaron a la muy logica conclusion de que hace ya mas de 5000 años atras, los indigenas de estas pampas ya tenian WI-FI


!!! QUÉ GRANDE ARGENTINA , CARAJO .!!!

11/27/2008

En el momento justo













Se ha liberado un nuevo poster internacional a todo movimiento para Terminator Salvation. No te lo pierdas, directamente en Sony.

11/24/2008

Owned!

OWNED es una expresión yanqui que se usa cuando quieres decir que te pusistes en ridículo o quedaste como un tonto por algo que hiciste o dijiste, no es algo que otro haya provocado, es algo que hacemos nosotros mismos y nos hace ver como tontos ante los ojos de los demás.
O sea, simplemente quiere decir: "hacer el ridículo".

Un compilado de ejemplo para todos los gustos




Linkin Park - In The End

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me (in the end)
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I

Chorus

I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know (2x) Chorus


El pasado jueves 20/11/2008 cerca de las 5:30pm hora local, un meteorito surcó los cielos canadienses de la provincia de Alberta.
Muchos pobladores pudieron ver una enorme bola de luz y escuchar un estallido distante, suceso que fué capturado por camaras de seguridad y hasta desde una patrulla.

Expertos tratan de analizar las imagenes y reportes obtenidos para confirmar si realmente el meteorito o restos de él llegaron a tocar el suelo, y de ser así, en que zona ocurrió.
Alberta, mucho mas que otras provincias Canadienses, ha visto meteoritos y fragmentos de roca que han llegado a sobrevivir la caida desde el espacio hacia la Tierra.





Nueva promo de la 5ta temporada de Lost, en la que podremos ver una mezcla de escenas de la temporada 4 y nuevas escenas de lo que se viene, con el plus del video clip del tema You found me, del grupo The Fray.




Y de yapa el poster oficial

De cuantas maneras se puede indicar la entrada a los baños? Toilets Signs es un blog que nos ayuda a contestar esta cuestion, y nos muestra que hay algo mas allá de los clasicos Hombre/Mujer; Damas/Caballeros; o Masculino/Femenino...






























11/18/2008

Error de calculo

11/07/2008

Chainsaw Maid

Vienen or nuestra carne y nuestra sangre! Ahora la ultima esperanza de la familia recae en una fiel sirvienta.

Aviso: Algunas de las siguientes escenas pueden contener imágenes que hieran la sensibilidad del espectador



We Didn't Start The Fire Lyrics
Artista:Billy Joel


Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

CORO
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Though we did ignite it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Though we did ignite it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Though we did ignite it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Though we did ignite it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Though we did ignite it
But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Though we did ignite but
But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire...